Ceci n’est pas une pipe

I guess my being one of all of my friends group who doesn’t think that January 6th was remotely an insurrection (no guns, first of all—America’s not much of a velvet revolution kind of country!), I am officially a wack-a-doodle. Like those kooky old Republicans who called 1/6 basically an unruly tour or just another day at Disney.