It Takes Two to Be Discreet

My advice to those of you who believe you are having a secret love affair or have had a discreet one night stand: 1) it takes two to tango and if one of you confides with or brags to anyone (guys brag and women confide) it isn’t a secret 2) if your secret love affair or one-night-stand also involves infidelity, you aren’t merely keeping a secret, you’re being a liar; furthermore, you are also the target of one or more interested parties. It is much easier keeping a secret, being discreet, or maintaining privacy if you keep below the radar; keeping below the radar is easier when you’re unattached because there is little interest in either outcome or eventuality.